getting “““randomly selected””” for a search by TSA be like
did you get the terrorist? did you find the threat? did did you secure the homeland???
i told you it was coming and come it did! Body of Water is my second poetry collection and contains six poems about loneliness, mostly. It can be downloaded for free here.
bottoms and gays how do you explain The Keysmash to your straight friends
πΆ u r too amazing and it is mind boggling for a one braincelled genius like me
sent by yellowwperiljk 🍓 i love and value u in a big way although i meant everyth i said after the 🌶
ur right in that u R a genius and i agree w every one of ur takes that i’ve gotten 2 read… keep ‘em coming. i am so blessedt to have met u
i love u & think u r amazing u have my support literally always in all of ur endeavors i wish u nothing but good luck and happiness and light in ur life bc itβs What U Deserve
sent by yellowwperilalso it took my 8 tries to write luck bc i kept typing lick by accident also it happened right then as i typed out this ask
i love u too 🤧🤧 thank u for sending this ask and tryin so many times to get the right spelling lmao skdljgkf i stan u with my whole heart 4ever. i’m really hoping aries season is good 2 us both… we deserve it!
You are a light Iβm glad to have found on this website
sent by Anonymousthank u anon. bless ur kind heart !
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sent by myrosecolouredgirl❣️❣️❣️ the feeling is mutual (ask meme also says 2 send a reason why but i’m just happy u wanna be friends!!!!)
send me a 🍒 if u would date me + a reason why?
or send a 🍓 if u wanna be friends + a reason why
Or send me a 🌶 if u wanna kill me + a reason why
i cannot believe i literally met yo-yo ma today
if you toss trash/recycling on the ground especially when the nearest trash/recycling bins are within 5 ft of you and then say “whatever, the cleaning people will pick it up, that’s their job” just know 1) i have no respect for u and 2) u weren’t raised right
extremely sexy
me eating a yogurt that expired yesterday: i like to live life on the edge. live dangerously. i’m a risk-taker
banksy wants what megan fox has
wish i could photosynthesize. so unfair plants get to have all the fun!!!
Hey, I think you're beautiful :3
sent by Anonymous!! thank u anon, u made my night!!! <3